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So, this one time, I heard bout a brothel in Nevada—legal spot, right? They had a fuckin *menu*, like McDonald’s but with pussy, lmao. Blew my mind—$200 for this, $500 for that, shit’s wild. Made me happy tho, options galore, like pickin a flick on Netflix. “Look at us, huh, look at us!”—that’s me, laughin at the absurdity. Then there’s the workers, tough as nails, but some stories? Fuckin sad, man. One chick said she paid off med school slingin ass—smart, but damn, what a grind.